I am sure that those right wing trolls who assiduously defend the occupation of Iraq will sign right up to join the military! Here's a link to the form.
I already have a list of candidates!
gumbomaker aka blistering cajun
theo in 2007
ulysses_s_grant aka tecumseh_sherman aka jubal_a_early aka salmon_p_chase
These IDs are trolls and should not be fed.